“Light Me When the Dog Farts” Humorous Soy Candle

Description
Let’s be honest… every dog owner needs one of these. 😂🐾 This candle is the perfect blend of humour and practicality, designed for those moments when love comes with some "unwanted" side effects.

Hand-poured using 100% natural soy wax, this candle offers a clean, long-lasting burn. Whether you prefer the cozy crackle of a wood wick or the classic glow of a standard wick, this candle is the ultimate way to reclaim your space from the "doggy scents" we know all too well.

It’s the perfect funny gift for dog mums, birthdays, or a "just because" present for anyone who understands the reality of life with a gassy best friend!

Scents Available:

• Couture Canine No. 5: Because being a 'Good Human' is hard work. This is the 'Chanel' of your candle collection—elegant, timeless, and sophisticated. With notes of sparkling aldehydes, blooming jasmine, and smooth sandalwood, it smells absolutely nothing like a dog.
  • The Vibe: Timeless, luxurious, and effortlessly elegant.
• Zoomies in the Meadow: After the chaos of the zoomies comes the calm of the meadow. Reclaim your home with this grounded, earthy blend of sun-drenched hay, wild herbs, and rustic patchouli. It’s the scent of a peaceful hike, captured in a jar.
  • The Vibe: Sun-warmed, herbal, and deeply relaxing.

Features:

• 100% Soy Wax: For a clean, non-toxic burn.
• Capacity: Approx. 180ml.
• Wick Choice: Customise with a wood wick or standard cotton wick.
• Marley Approved: Hand-poured with love for dog-loving homes.

Ideal For:

• Funny Gifting: The ultimate "guaranteed laugh" for fellow dog lovers.
• Home Decor: Adds personality and a bit of wit to your coffee table or shelf.
• Relaxation: Perfect for when the dog is finally napping and it’s time for the humans to unwind.

Care Instructions:

• Always trim your wick to 5mm before lighting.
• Ensure the first burn allows the wax to melt to the edge of the jar to prevent tunnelling.
• Never leave a burning candle unattended.

Disclaimer
Our fragrances are interpretations and have no affiliation with the original designers or manufacturers.

Why Choose Marley’s Munchies
We keep it simple—only products we’d have in our own home. From treats for them to laughs for you, we focus on:

• Hand-poured quality.
• Natural ingredients.
• Products that celebrate the (sometimes smelly) bond with our dogs.